Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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