how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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ollie is a fag so are you

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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666

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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