Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Bumsniffer

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9/11

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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69

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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