When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats gay ? you

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Penis in a box.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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