Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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