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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Penis

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What is brown and sticky?

What flys? A fly

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

i heart wiener

Hello I'm a fat kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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