- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's white and sticky? Glue

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Hey Caleb.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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