Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Womens Rights.

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Tacos

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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:-)book

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Women's rights.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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