"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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okay.....

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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noodles

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you will die someday

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Penis

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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