Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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lol

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Womens rights.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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World Of Warcraft

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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GAY PEOPLE

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Women

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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