Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Dozer has a soul

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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