corey is a nipplepotomus

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Akshaytiger World

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Thumbs this up

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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