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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

i fondle myself every night....

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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