Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Women's rights

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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memes

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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whats gay ? you

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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