Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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okay.....

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your face.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Small titties.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Your mom goes to college

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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hi

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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