What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Women's Basketball.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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