- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Fuck her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Don't rape me!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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