What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Rebecca Black.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Haha pizza

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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