What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Gadaffi

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I am really good at math debating

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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