The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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World Of Warcraft

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Got milk? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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