One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

shut up

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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