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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Miscarriages.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What does a man like. food.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

A black person in the NHL

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

People Eating Tasty Animals

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

. Deez nuts Ok

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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