- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

a banana

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A baby seal walks into a club.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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