- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

yo mama so fat she's fat

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A homeless person dies.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

I LIKE TURLES.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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