- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Dan O'Driscoll

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

but there is a road to the super market

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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