A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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I came.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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