World Of Warcraft

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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women's rights

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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