Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Women Drivers.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Mmmm, donuts

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What should I name my dog?

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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