What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

how does peploe get around they walk

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

God.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Time flies like a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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