- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What color is my lamp? Brown

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