why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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