Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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No

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lololololololololol

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

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