Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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oops

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Black people

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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