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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Knock knock No one was home

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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