You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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