- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

What should I name my dog?

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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