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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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