Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Knock Knock Good one...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Y2K

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Knock knock! Yes?

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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