- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

A fat man buys a salad

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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