A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Black people

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Real jokes.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Tacos

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Hello

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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