the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

corey is a nipplepotomus

One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Chuck Norris died.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Bing

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

I don't get it

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock come in

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Nicholas Cage

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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