What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

tim rafter died no one cared

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

your face.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

A van drives into a car.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

i heart wiener

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

who farted? umm........that guy.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

What do you find....... there's a..........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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