A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What's your name? You tell me.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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I won the game.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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