Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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