option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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