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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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