Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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knock knock come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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