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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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