- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Mexicans working in an office

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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