- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What color is my lamp? Brown

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Dan O'Driscoll

Womens rights.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Justin Bieber

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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