What's funnier than 24? 25.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

whats red white and blue? i dont know

I have read and agree to terms of service.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Chocolate tastes good.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I dislike old people.

Whats long and hard? a pole

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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