- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

whats better than shoes feet

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Jewish People

God.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

I love boobs

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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