Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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i have 2 penises

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Anti Joke

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