What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What break when you talk?

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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