What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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