You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

A fat man buys a salad

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

your momma's an antijoke

penisface

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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