- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Lets make like trees and stand still

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

your momma's an antijoke

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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