why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

you wanna hear a joke? no

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Exactly what?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Nickelback.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Women's rights.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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