- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Obama.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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