Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What time is it? 10:58

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Your mum is dead

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Nickelback.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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