What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Women's rights

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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