What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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drugs.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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