- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Women's Golf

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

World peace

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

It's your mother, open the door.

Knock Knock. Go away!

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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