How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

A homeless person dies.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

I love boobs

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Josh kissing a girl

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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