- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Your life That's the joke

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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