Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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drugs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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