Dead babies.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

SAY

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

penis

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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