"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Noah is Smart.

9/11

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Sea World Japan.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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