women's rights

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Men's rights

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Come in

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Slavery lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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