- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

gay marriage.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Please don't rape me.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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