- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

I've got the moobs like jagger.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

This post contains NOTHING.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

I love boobs

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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