What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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...Jack Vale

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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I am black.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Noah is Smart.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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