What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Pickle!

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What comes after "Q" R

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Dead babies.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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