Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Women rights.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Go away.

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