- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

josh simpson has cancer

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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