A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Women's Golf

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womans rights

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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