Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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your all shit at jokes

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Brittney Spears

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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