What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What does a man like. food.

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hi my name is? joe

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noodles

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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knock knock come in

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

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