Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

sixty....eight.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

beiber i straight

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

...and I'm a Mormon.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's 6+2? 16

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down -11

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

123456789

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Where else? The junk yard

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops