What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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I love boobs

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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