why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

a banana

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A scottish man having fun

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

This joke isnt funny.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

. Deez nuts Ok

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A joke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

black people. that is all...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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