Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Herman Cain

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Your life That's the joke

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Robin, get in the car.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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