- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

a horse walks into a barn

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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