A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Your life That's the joke

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Herman Cain

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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