What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

God is religiously proven to be real

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

jack shine has boobs

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

beiber i straight

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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