That's what he said.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why....... Because.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Penis

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Small breasts.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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anus soup

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Anti Joke

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