Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Herman Cain

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Slavery

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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