- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

steves legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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