if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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^that joke's not funny

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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I am black.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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drugs.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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