A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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A black succeeds

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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