What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Sea World Japan.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

A man walks into a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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