Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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your all shit at jokes

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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