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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

steves legs

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What break when you talk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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