Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A baby seal walks into a club

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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