Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Penis

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Write your own

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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I can't think of a joke!

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PENIS

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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