How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

beiber i straight

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Penis

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

...and I'm a Mormon.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Knock knock! Yes?

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What's 6+2? 16

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

hi

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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