A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Obamacare!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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