Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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I am black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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