Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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i am predestal

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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