how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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