What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Potato salad

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Small breasts.

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newt gingrich

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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