- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

I love boobs

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Women

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

...and I'm a Mormon.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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