A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Herman Cain

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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