- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Dead babies.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Jasper sucks.

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