I am black.

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drugs.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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The government makes a good decision

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Black people are innocent.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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