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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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marble

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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