Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Josh kissing a girl

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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beiber i straight

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I like your hair

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women's rights

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Hair

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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