- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Mmmm, donuts

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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