-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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arse

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Brittney Spears

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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