- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Baseball

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock knock come in

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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