- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Nickelback

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Brittney Spears

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Please don't rape me.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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