What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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