What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Women's rights

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Jewish People

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Men's rights

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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