What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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josh simpson has cancer

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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