The chicken crossed the road.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Kate

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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