What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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