How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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