What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Josh kissing a girl

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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