What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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9:11 make a wish

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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womans rights

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Punchline.

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Hello

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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beiber i straight

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Miscarriages.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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